New Mexico is using Billy The Kid as a tourist draw because he was shot there. They used a murder to attract people? It's like America's version of Abbottabad.
The San Francisco Giants will visit President Obama at the White House. Of course, "Giants" is the nickname of President Obama's ears.
LA Laker forward Lamar Odom was in an automobile accident in New York. He was so disoriented that he was sexually attracted to Khloe Kardashian.
A man wearing a wedding dress ran onto the field during a Braves game in Atlanta and briefly interrupted play. I knew he was in Atlanta because he threw a bouquet in the air and nobody caught it.
A report says that British troops that were serving in Afghanistan were “unacceptably weak”. Like their toothpaste.
A study says that educators who mentor young doctors miss opportunities to teach them about medical ethics. Mainly because the educators are too busy sleeping with the young doctors.
A poll says that “Jersey Shore” does not hurt the image of New Jersey. When Jersey Shore doesn't negatively affect your reputation, it's time to make some changes.
Scientists say that Neanderthals bred with early humans and that some people could still have their DNA. Apparently scientists are huge fans of Larry King.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
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Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Saturday, January 1, 2011
"Banished Words"
It is officially 2011. People think this will be a year of promise. That is, until an attention-seeking dumbass screws it all up.
A new report says that one-third of 9-month-olds are obese or overweight. You know that cute baby you call chubby? Well, you're wrong. It's just fat.
Lake Superior State University has come up with a list of "banished words", which consists of words that they call "misused". This story is completely true. I googled it.
This just in: the "Coptic" Church has been renamed the "Coptic-tic-tic-tic-tic" Church.
New reports are saying that children think marriages are not meant to last very long due to all the celebrity divorces. In fact, this is having such a drastic effect on the children that they want divorces from their pedophile spouses.
Haiti has reportedly suffered a year of crisis with nobody in charge. Kind of like the Gosselin household.
Discovery Channel has indefinitely postponed the broadcast of a show that was going to re-enact Michael Jackson's autopsy. Discovery Channel added that they wanted to air a show that was bearable to watch.
Oprah Winfrey's new channel, OWN, has been launched. Critics say that viewers of the channel will be on the edge of their seats. They will also be looking under them.
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has refused a pardon for outlaw Billy the Kid. Billy the Kid died 120 years ago. How is it going to matter?
Pittsburgh University fired football coach Mike Haywood on Saturday after he was arrested for domestic violence. Who does this guy think he is, an NFL star?
Slugger and first baseman Derrek Lee has signed a contract with the Baltimore Orioles. He is obviously not looking to win a World Series.
TCU has defeated Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl. Take that, BCS!
That's all I have for today! Well, one down, 364 to go. More tomorrow!
A new report says that one-third of 9-month-olds are obese or overweight. You know that cute baby you call chubby? Well, you're wrong. It's just fat.
Lake Superior State University has come up with a list of "banished words", which consists of words that they call "misused". This story is completely true. I googled it.
This just in: the "Coptic" Church has been renamed the "Coptic-tic-tic-tic-tic" Church.
New reports are saying that children think marriages are not meant to last very long due to all the celebrity divorces. In fact, this is having such a drastic effect on the children that they want divorces from their pedophile spouses.
Haiti has reportedly suffered a year of crisis with nobody in charge. Kind of like the Gosselin household.
Discovery Channel has indefinitely postponed the broadcast of a show that was going to re-enact Michael Jackson's autopsy. Discovery Channel added that they wanted to air a show that was bearable to watch.
Oprah Winfrey's new channel, OWN, has been launched. Critics say that viewers of the channel will be on the edge of their seats. They will also be looking under them.
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has refused a pardon for outlaw Billy the Kid. Billy the Kid died 120 years ago. How is it going to matter?
Pittsburgh University fired football coach Mike Haywood on Saturday after he was arrested for domestic violence. Who does this guy think he is, an NFL star?
Slugger and first baseman Derrek Lee has signed a contract with the Baltimore Orioles. He is obviously not looking to win a World Series.
TCU has defeated Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl. Take that, BCS!
That's all I have for today! Well, one down, 364 to go. More tomorrow!
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