A new survey says “spillcam” and “vuvuzela” are the top words for 2010. While we're talking about the list of things that annoy the hell out of us, why not say "Alex Schubert".
Kirk Gibson’s 1988 World Series home run bat sold at auction for $575,000. The reason it's so valuable is because it was the last chance that the Dodgers ever had to make the postseason.
A Maryland politician and his wife were caught with $80,000 hidden in her bra. That's absurd. A politician with his own wife?
200 students at the University of Central Florida have admitted to cheating on a test. These people are called "athletes".
A search is on for a missing 92 year old hiker in a New York park. Did anybody check the cemetery?
The Quidditch World Cup was held in New York City over the weekend. The Quidditch World Cup is proof that you can be a winner and a loser at the same time.
A peer-reviewed study suggests that humans may have predictive powers. These people are called "weathermen".
Facebook is launching a new e-mail service. The catch: you can only use it to contact people you barely remember from high school.
President Bush is being accused of lifting material for his autobiography “Decision Points” from other sources. I agree with these accusations. We all know President Bush can't write to save his own life.
The Mayor of Oklahoma City has rejected a proposal to have a Lingerie Football League team play in the city. In a related story, his popularity rating has shot down 60%.
That's all for today! More tomorrow!
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Monday, November 15, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
"Christian By Choice"
A new survey shows that Americans do not know much about religion. That's because all the brainiacs are not religious.
President Obama’s top economic advisor Larry Summers said, “People aren’t going to live with their parents forever.” Hey, Mr. Summers, go to ComicCon and say that.
A Canadian judge struck down that nation’s laws against prostitution. This is great news for all three hookers that live in Canada.
Michael Vick’s jerseys are in demand. Unfortunately, half of the purchases are by dogs who want to rip them to shreds.
Collectible Justin Bieber dolls will be available in toy stores before Christmas. However, there's already a collectible Justin Bieber doll. His name is Ken.
Some Major League Baseball players are criticizing their own fans because low attendance is “disheartening” and “embarrassing”. I don't think it's our fault; the person at fault is the guy who determines ticket prices.
For the second time in two weeks, Kansas City Chiefs defensive end Shaun Smith has been accused of grabbing an opposing player’s genitals. No wonder the Chiefs are horrible; their players are going for the wrong balls.
The United States government apologized for displaying the Philippine flag upside down at an event in New York attended by President Barack Obama on Friday. Another thing Obama hopes is upside down: the graph that shows his approval rating.
TMZ is reporting that Meg Whitman hired an undocumented worker to clean her house. To which Colin Powell said, "I've never heard of such a thing".
One alleged sex victim of of Pastor Long sent a message to him, calling him a “monster”. That's odd. Usually, sex victims of pastors call them "a big stinky doo-doo head".
Downtown Los Angeles reach a record 113 degrees. If only the Dodgers were this hot.
The Census says that marriages were at a record low for 2009 with only 52% of adults in a marriage. Of that 52%, 1% of adults actually give a damn about their spouse.
The Census is reporting a record gap between rich and poor Americans. What's worse is that rich people don't really care.
The southern California heat wave left thousands without power. Soon to be a Californian without power: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
CBS and NBC pulled an upset win at the News and Documentary Emmy Awards over the favored PBS. CBS and NBC won because nobody watches PBS.
Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab, her fifth visit in three years. If she gets five more, she'll have her 11th visit free.
President Obama told an audience he is a Christian by choice. In fact, he was so confident that he swore on the Koran.
The Tampa Bay Rays will give away 20,000 tickets for their last home game of the regular season. This is expected to bring their attendance total to 20,003.
A new law in California makes it illegal to maliciously impersonate someone online. I wonder how the governor of California would get that idea.
Rutgers is starting a two year program to try to get people on campus to behave better. Isn't that called rehab?
That's all for right now! More coming tomorrow!
Congratulations to my Cincinnati Reds for clinching the National League Central! Go Reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President Obama’s top economic advisor Larry Summers said, “People aren’t going to live with their parents forever.” Hey, Mr. Summers, go to ComicCon and say that.
A Canadian judge struck down that nation’s laws against prostitution. This is great news for all three hookers that live in Canada.
Michael Vick’s jerseys are in demand. Unfortunately, half of the purchases are by dogs who want to rip them to shreds.
Collectible Justin Bieber dolls will be available in toy stores before Christmas. However, there's already a collectible Justin Bieber doll. His name is Ken.
Some Major League Baseball players are criticizing their own fans because low attendance is “disheartening” and “embarrassing”. I don't think it's our fault; the person at fault is the guy who determines ticket prices.
For the second time in two weeks, Kansas City Chiefs defensive end Shaun Smith has been accused of grabbing an opposing player’s genitals. No wonder the Chiefs are horrible; their players are going for the wrong balls.
The United States government apologized for displaying the Philippine flag upside down at an event in New York attended by President Barack Obama on Friday. Another thing Obama hopes is upside down: the graph that shows his approval rating.
TMZ is reporting that Meg Whitman hired an undocumented worker to clean her house. To which Colin Powell said, "I've never heard of such a thing".
One alleged sex victim of of Pastor Long sent a message to him, calling him a “monster”. That's odd. Usually, sex victims of pastors call them "a big stinky doo-doo head".
Downtown Los Angeles reach a record 113 degrees. If only the Dodgers were this hot.
The Census says that marriages were at a record low for 2009 with only 52% of adults in a marriage. Of that 52%, 1% of adults actually give a damn about their spouse.
The Census is reporting a record gap between rich and poor Americans. What's worse is that rich people don't really care.
The southern California heat wave left thousands without power. Soon to be a Californian without power: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
CBS and NBC pulled an upset win at the News and Documentary Emmy Awards over the favored PBS. CBS and NBC won because nobody watches PBS.
Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab, her fifth visit in three years. If she gets five more, she'll have her 11th visit free.
President Obama told an audience he is a Christian by choice. In fact, he was so confident that he swore on the Koran.
The Tampa Bay Rays will give away 20,000 tickets for their last home game of the regular season. This is expected to bring their attendance total to 20,003.
A new law in California makes it illegal to maliciously impersonate someone online. I wonder how the governor of California would get that idea.
Rutgers is starting a two year program to try to get people on campus to behave better. Isn't that called rehab?
That's all for right now! More coming tomorrow!
Congratulations to my Cincinnati Reds for clinching the National League Central! Go Reds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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