Monday, November 21, 2011


A researcher says that right handed people are less likely to like less familiar types of music like bluegrass and reggae. I completely disagree. Now if you'll excuse me, I just bought this Three Days Grace album, and I'm dying to listen to it.

Bradley Cooper has been chosen as People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. I was second to last, right next to Michael Moore's belly button.

A congressional committee says the TSA is bloated, needs to slash its workforce and make public its performance results. You know, like Penn State should be.

Italy’s new Prime Minister Mario Monti has formed a government with no politicians. And considering Italy's last prime minister, hopefully no underage interns.

EU officials are being criticized for banning the claim that water prevents dehydration. Isn't that what the Gatorade commercials do?

A Florida man was arrested after giving a woman a butt injection with “Fix-A-Flat”. A butt injection; is THAT what they're calling it nowadays?

A Los Angeles psychologist is still working, even though she is 102. I'm just thankful she isn't a gynecologist.

Scientists say North Pole dinosaurs led tough lives and had trouble reaching their 20th birthdays. Nowadays, people who lead tough lives and have trouble reaching their 20th birthdays are known as "gay teens".

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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