"Lazy Whiners"

Thursday is Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday. That's approximately one year per I.Q. point.

A Pennsylvania high school teacher caused an uproar when she called her students “lazy whiners” in her blog. That's weird, usually, my parents are calling me and my brother that.

Borders bookstore filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. How can you file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy when almost none of your customers can get past chapter one?

Justin Bieber says that health care in Canada is much better than it is in the U.S. If health care was better in Canada, we would have never heard of Justin Bieber.

That's all! Sorry, but that's all I got for right now!