Thursday, September 8, 2011

"Schweddy Balls"

The CDC reports that fewer Americans are smoking cigarettes. Have they been to my family reunion?

People are criticizing the new football uniforms worn by players from the University of Maryland. Maryland says it's based off of their state flag. I say it's based off of a Jackson Pollock painting gone horribly wrong.

Doug Flutie's daughter Alexa says being a New England Patriots cheerleader included having to take a football IQ test. If it's an IQ test, any cheerleader is screwed.

Ben and Jerry's has introduced their new ice cream flavor "Schweddy Balls", based on a sketch from Saturday Night Live. Schweddy Balls, or as Coldstone calls it, vanilla.

Yahoo fired its CEO, Carol Bartz. You don't know who Carol Bartz is? Good, me neither.

The NFL season is going to get started with a concert by Kid Rock at Lambeau Field in Green Bay. If Brett Favre still played for the Packers, this concert would have importance.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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