Sunday, October 9, 2011

"Aggravated Child Abuse"

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis has died at the age of 82. He has asked to be buried next to JaMarcus Russell's career.

Sarah Palin says she won’t run for President. She figures that the country is doing bad enough already.

The daughter of actor Billy Bob Thornton has received 20 years in prison for aggravated child abuse. She was accused of making the children watch movies of Billy Bob Thornton.

The first gay minister has been ordained at a Presbyterian church in California. Sorry about your luck, altar boys.

A Walmart in Baltimore had to be shut down due to two customers fighting with bleach. Oh, white people...

A fan at a golf event threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods. How ironic. Tiger Woods is there and it's somebody else's wiener making headlines.

A Minnesota woman was accused of breaking into a house to buy porn. She knows there's this thing called the Internet, right?

A girl in North Carolina went six years without keeping any solid food down. She now has a promising career as a model.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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