Monday, October 31, 2011

"Nokia Lunia"

Pop singer Adele is undergoing throat surgery. I hope the gurney she goes on is well reinforced.

A police officer in Miami was arrested going 120 mph to get to a second job on time. Apparently his second job was a NASCAR driver.

An eruption on Uranus got the attention of astronomy scientists all over the world. The last time I heard about an eruption on Uranus, I had to call a plumber.

The name of the Nokia Lunia cell phone translates to “prostitute” in Spanish. However, this was a much better name than their previous phone, the Nokia Lohan.

A Pennsylvania boy died after smoking synthetic marijuana. He has asked that his casket be painted with a Doritos logo on top.

Two Domino's Pizza workers in Florida have been arrested for burning down a Papa John's. And you thought security guards took their job too seriously.

Two Japanese fishermen caught a bag that had nearly $150,000 in it. In other news, President Obama has announced a fishing trip.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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