Tuesday, December 14, 2010


Rosie O’Donnell said that she believes Oprah Winfrey is not gay. And believe me, if there is anybody who prevents women from being gay, it's Rosie O'Donnell.

Anderson Cooper’s new daytime talk show is going to be called "Anderson". What are they going to do when Dick Van Dyke gets his own talk show?

Brett Favre did not start Monday night, so his consecutive game streak stops at 297. And we all know what happens when Brett Favre gets free time.

FIFA president Sepp Blatter said homosexual soccer fans should refrain from sexual activities during the 2022 World Cup Games in Qatar. Here's my question: why are homosexuals in the Middle East in the first place?

LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling was seen heckling one of his own players. You know you suck when even your head coach starts heckling his own team.

A New York Jets trainer was fined and suspended after tripping Miami Dolphins CB Nolan Carroll. He got in major trouble for tripping, to which Miley Cyrus said, "Join the club".

30,000 free tickets were given out for the game in Detroit between the Vikings and the Giants. How bad are you when you pay to see Detroit, but you get Vikings-Giants tickets free?

NBC will launch a show to rival “American Idol”. Considering what's happening with American Idol, it won't be very hard to be more successful.

A study says that broccoli may not cut the risk of lung cancer. What does cut the risk of lung cancer: not smoking.

The new Michael Jackson album reportedly required digital enhancement of his voice. Exactly like half the singers on the charts today.

A study says that 96% of Americans think their children are well behaved. Try telling that to somebody on an airplane with a crying two-year-old.

The site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster will open to the public next year as a tourist destination. What could possibly go wrong?

A 72 year old woman who gave birth at age 66 says she wants a second child. Good luck finding someone to sleep with you.

The NFL has reported 154 concussions so far in 2010. In fact, Brett Favre has suffered so many concussions, he still thinks he has talent.

That's all for right now! More later!

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