Thursday, December 30, 2010

"A Second Chance"

President Obama and his family went snorkeling in Hawaii while on vacation. Because if President Obama is used to anything, it's being under water.

Police were called to an Ohio McDonald’s after an employee threatened to hit a customer with a mop. You know what Justin Bieber would call this? A headbutt.

President Obama praised the NFL for giving Michael Vick a “second chance”. Following the comment, Obama called Vick and asked, "So, what's it like to get another chance?".

Conservative Fox News wacko Tucker Carlson said Michael Vick “should have been executed” for killing dogs. Apparently Carlson is a Giants fan.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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