Tuesday, April 19, 2011

"Absolutely Good"

NBC is scaling back on its planned coverage of the Royal wedding because they feel Prince William and Kate Middleton are “too boring”. Remember, this network has Leno hosting The Tonight Show.

“Jackass” star Johnny Knoxville is going to be a father for the third time. It's amazing how he can have kids, considering the fact that he's known for getting hit in the nuts all the time.

Gary Busey says that Donald Trump would be an "absolutely good" President. In response, Trump said, "No thanks, Gary".

A study says that surgeons are prone to more errors after a night of drinking. In a related story, the sun is hot.

There was an error on a postage stamp that put the Statue of Liberty right next to Las Vegas. In response, Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann said, "So"?

That's all I have for today! Sorry about the limited supply, but I'll definitely have more tomorrow!

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