Thursday, April 21, 2011

"Shorter Relationships"

Malaysia is sending effeminate boys to military boot camp. I hope you're ready, Bieber.

A report says the most stressful career is that of a pilot. Because nothing is more stressful than being allowed to drink on the job.

A survey says that frequent Twitter users have shorter relationships. And really frequent Twitter users don't have relationships at all.

A study says that music may delay the onset of dementia. That is, unless you absolutely suck on "Don't Forget The Lyrics".

A study says that people eat more after seeing overweight people. The study was conducted wherever I was.

There are rumors surfacing that the Chicago Cubs may have thrown the 1918 World Series against the Boston Red Sox. It's not that they threw the World Series. They are just that bad.

That;s all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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