Friday, April 1, 2011

"Ugly Kardashian"

Khloe Kardashian says it’s tough to keep her self esteem when people refer to her as the “ugly Kardashian”. Isn't the "ugly Kardashian" kind of like being named the "shortest of the seven dwarfs"?

There have been reports that say that your name can determine your destiny. This is bad news for Miami native Bob Sharkbait.

A new report says that more health studies of gays and transgenders are needed. To be fair, scientists say they have already studied homo-sapiens.

The Kansas City Wizards of the MLS will name their stadium "Livestrong Stadium" after the company founded by Lance Armstrong. What do soccer and Lance Armstrong have in common? They are both known for only using one ball at a time.

Snooki from "Jersey Shore" is going to speak at Rutgers University. It marks the first time that "Snooki" and "university" are in the same sentence.

April 1st is Jon Gosselin's birthday. Coincidence? Probably not.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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