Friday, April 8, 2011

"National Beer Day"

Today is National Beer Day. Isn't that called "St. Patrick's Day"?

A husband and wife playing golf together in Brazil made holes-in-one on the same hole within seconds of each other. A husband and wife playing on the same hole at the same time. Isn't that called a threesome?

A man in Maryland was apparently glued to a toilet seat at Walmart. He was in Walmart, angry, and nowhere to be found. Just like their greeter.

Archaeologists say that the story of a gay caveman was overblown. Could you possibly find a more poor choice of words?

Prince William's bride, Kate Middleton, is reportedly still a virgin. I'm sure there are a lot of guys that would LOVE to change that.

Eight people died as a result of a bomb that hit an election office in Nigeria. The bomb was so devastating, Nigerian ambassadors stopped sending us spam emails for a whole two hours.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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