Monday, April 11, 2011

"Off The Air"

Former Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis is going to run for the New Jersey state senate. I think he's going to win, because we all know how good Carl Lewis is at running.

There are reports of a 103 year old judge in Kansas that is still hearing cases. Barely hearing them.

The Philippines' most popular TV game show was pulled off the air because the host let a crying 6-year-old boy mimic a striptease dancer. Even worse, the host of the show was Chris Hanson of Dateline NBC.

Actress Reese Witherspoon says that she misses her privacy. This quote was gathered and verified by 42 secret audio tapes hidden inside her house.

Rutgers University now wants singer Bruce Springsteen to give a speech at their college. First Snooki, and now Bruce Springsteen. Who's next? Charlie Sheen?

The escaped New York cobra has been named "Mia", which stands for "missing in action". Or how about "Pia", because it disappeared when people didn't want it to.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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