Wednesday, June 15, 2011

"Better Than Anyone Else"

The fiancée of 85-year-old Hugh Hefner, 24-year-old Crystal Harris, called off the wedding, scheduled for Saturday. Well gee, I wonder what would incline a 24-year-old Playboy model to not want to marry an 85-year-old vegetable.

HeroBuilders, a Connecticut toy company, has come out with the new Anthony Weiner doll. An Anthony Weiner doll coming from a place called HeroBuilders is like a Mel Gibson doll coming from a place called ToleranceBuilders.

A new survey says Los Angeles has more sex than any other US city. Without Paris Hilton, Los Angeles would rank 37th.

Facebook has lost an estimated 6 Million users in America, many who fear of a loss of privacy. Unfortunately for the people who left, Facebook has information on every single one of them.

A report says that American students don’t know much about U.S. history. The report was done by people who listen to Sarah Palin.

The BBC aired an assisted suicide on TV. Apparently it was Jack Kevorkian's memorial video.

The CEO of Dow Chemical says there are plenty of jobs available for people with the right skills. It doesn't take a CEO to figure that out.

LeBron James says his comments after the NBA Finals were not meant to say he is better than anyone else. After watching him in the 4th quarter, he isn't better than anyone else at all.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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