Tuesday, June 14, 2011

"Using The F-Word"

Based on a review of Sarah Palin’s emails, experts say she writes at an eighth grade level. And she has the history knowledge of a mentally retarded fetus.

Robert Sayegh, a well-known children’s book author, was kicked off a plane for using the f-word. A children's author used the f-word? That's like your life coach getting pulled over for a DUI.

President Obama says if he were Anthony Weiner, he’d resign. And coincidentally, Anthony Weiner says if her were President Obama, he'd resign.

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said he would personally pay for the team’s championship parade. Well gosh, I hope this guy can afford it.

A Connecticut company is making an Anthony Weiner doll. And conveniently enough, no clothes come with it.

A study says a wife who isn’t fully rested puts a strain on a marriage. This study was conducted by every single married man on the planet.

A poll says that most women feel good about how they look in a swimsuit. Unfortunately, most of the women that said that don't actually look good in a swimsuit.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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