Monday, June 27, 2011

"Legalized In New York"

Gay marriage has been legalized in New York. Finally, some good news for A-Rod and Jeter.

Two Kansas golfers scored back to back holes in one on the same hole. Do you know what perverts call this? A threesome.

Lady Gaga is urging tourists to visit Japan despite the recent earthquake, tsunami and nuclear disasters. At least Japan is less of a disaster than her music.

Saab is out of money to pay their worker's wages. Don't worry, it's just a Saab story.

Scientists say they are close to developing an artificial pancreas. An artificial pancreas? I thought hips don't lie.

Priests are being encouraged to interact with people online. They already do. It's called

Ted Turner says that climate change is the most serious problem that humanity has ever faced. Then he saw the Cincinnati Bengals practice and he said, "Okay, scratch that".

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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