Friday, July 15, 2011

"Double Leg Transplant"

The Labor Department says that one in five recent college graduates is out of work. The other four don't have a liberal arts degree.

The first double leg transplant was done in Spain. I would like to congratulate the patient, Stump.

Elizabeth Smart is joining ABC News as a missing persons contributor. Unfortunately, she didn't show up to work on her first day.

A British company has started an online for pay site to cure porn addicts. Don't get me wrong, it's still a porn website. It just features naked pictures of Khloe Kardashian.

A Rihanna concert in Dallas ended earlier as a fire started at the arena. Actually, someone saw Rihanna's hair and assumed as such.

David Letterman's studio was vandalized. Not only that, but it was polluted by shitty jokes.

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