Osama bin Laden has been confirmed dead. Hey Osama, it's too bad those 72 virgins aren't in hell.
Sunday, May 1st, was Lei Day and May Day. In other news, May 2nd was Nay Day.
President Obama told jokes about Donald Trump at the annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner. My personal favorite was, "We found Osama, the man who does the worst work in the world. In a close second, Donald Trump's barber."
Singer Mariah Carey delivered twins Saturday, a boy and a girl. They were beautiful twins that weigh 7 pounds, 9 ounces. But enough about her breasts...
The Post Office has been approved to start selling gift cards. This is great news for both of the Post Office's regular customers.
When talking about Osama Bin Laden's death, Rush Limbaugh said, "Thank God for President Obama". He added, "And also, Alex Schubert is the world's funniest human being".
Investigators say that Apple’s Chinese workers are being treated inhumanely like machines. What? Is time-out too long?
"I Thought They Were Volunteers"
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