Tuesday, May 10, 2011

"Viagra Condom"

President Obama said the SEAL’s raid of the bin Laden compound was “the longest 40 minutes of my life.” And he hasn't even been to my standup shows.

A British biotech firm has created the “Viagra condom”. If you're taking Viagra, you probably won't need a condom to begin with.

Singer Whitney Houston has entered an outpatient rehab program. If she stays three more times, she gets to stay free at her next visit.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton says the U.S. doesn’t see China’s economic growth as a threat. She clearly hasn't been to a Walmart recently.

A study says that 4 in 10 women over the age of 85 are showing signs of early dementia. The other 6 already have full blown dementia.

Apple is now the world’s most valuable company, worth an estimated $153 Billion. What do you expect from a company whose CEO's last name is "Jobs"?

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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