Wednesday, May 18, 2011

"Mentally Incapable"

Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted he fathered a child with a member of his household staff. It turns out, the kid hit puberty at age 3.

Willie Nelson endorsed GOP Presidential candidate Gary Johnson. Unfortunately for Republicans, he had a joint in his hand when he said this.

Casino mogul Steve Wynn says his operation is now a “Chinese company”. And when he says that, he means that the casino actually has money.

A Utah woman was arrested trying to trade a salad for drugs. In other words, she traded leaves.

A Wisconsin man has eaten his 25,000th Big Mac. His funeral is on Saturday.

Britney Spears is still under conservatorship of her father, which means she is “mentally incapable” of getting married. At this point, she's "mentally incapable" of walking.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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