Police in Las Vegas arrested rapper Flavor Flav. He used his teeth to pay his bail.
Journalists at the Daily Beast have judged a journalism degree as the most useless college diploma. Who else finds it ironic that these people are journalists?
Osama Bin Laden’s sister-in-law says he would have chosen death over capture. Considering the fact that the US has the body, I guess he chose both.
The death of Osama Bin Laden set a record for the number of tweets sent around the world on Twitter. This broke the previous record, which involved desperate teenage girls saying how much they love Justin Bieber.
A study says that people who are obese or overweight by middle age are more likely to contract Alzheimer’s Disease. Wait, what was I just talking about?
The White House said that Osama bin Laden was unarmed during the raid that killed him. Actually, that would have been untrue, if a cane was considered a weapon.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
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