"His Opponent's Stench"

Billy Ray Cyrus and his wife are getting a divorce. Mainly because Billy Ray had feelings for another woman. His daughter.

A Colorado man told police he shot himself while sleepwalking and remembered nothing about it. I'm no Albert Einstein, but if you can describe what happened, you clearly remembered something about it.

A California congressional candidate mailed a scratch-and-sniff ad representing his opponent’s stench in Washington. Come on, dude. That idea stinks.

Arizona executed a guy on Tuesday. The crime? Not showing his papers to the police.

The head of British Airways blasted U.S. airport security as being “useless”. He's just finding this out?

NASA is proposing a mission where astronauts would be flown to Mars and left there forever. The person most suggested: Nancy Pelosi.

15 people were killed in a car wash shooting in Mexico. 15 people in Mexico? That's like an entire Toyota Prius.

Archaeologists claim they have found the site of the wedding of Pocahontas in 1614. This comes as a shock to both people that actually care.

The original Darth Vader costume from “Star Wars” will be up for auction. The buyer may be single, but ladies, at least he's got a lot of money.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!