Friday, October 15, 2010

"Welcome 2 America"

Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg walked off the set of “The View” after a shouting match with Bill O’Reilly. Why do they feel the need to walk off? Shouting matches make "The View" what it is today.

Fifty-two-year-old singer Prince describes his new “Welcome 2 America” tour as “what we’ve all been waiting for”. No, Prince. We've all been waiting for me to tell good jokes.

Officials at Lion Country Safari in Florida say a woman drove through the park wearing nothing but an open robe. That woman needs to know that open robes are only acceptable in hospitals.

The 33 rescued miners are getting gifts from all over the world. A gift they've long awaited: sunlight.

A poll says a majority of Americans favor a third political party. Mainly because the other two suck.

A study says that love really can ease pain. This must explain why I always have so many injuries.

New airport scanners are able to tell the difference between shampoo and explosives. If you have trouble differentiating between the two, you may have some problems.

Airlines are considering doing away with first class. This is terrible. Where are rich people going to sit on the airplanes?

Brett Favre says he doesn't want to play football just to play. As old as he is, I'm a little curious as to how he knows why he plays in the first place.

That's all for right now! More later!

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