An Afghan native has admitted that he planned to bomb the New York subway system. Come to think of it, the New York subway system can't get any worse.
The first guest to visit Jay Leno’s return to The Tonight Show will be former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. Both Leno and Palin plan to ask each other, "Why did you quit so early?"
The US Men’s Olympic Hockey team defeated Team Canada for the first time in 50 years. If only the US Health Care system could say the same thing.
A study says the ways to be happy include being grateful, optimistic, and counting your blessings. The study was then withdrawn when the researchers realized that Americans have nothing to be grateful or optimistic about.
John Daly has signed an underwear endorsement deal. Daly is ecstatic. Now he gets his size 8XL pairs of underwear for free.
The president of Toyota's U.S. operations acknowledged to lawmakers on Tuesday that the company's recalls of millions of its cars may "not totally" solve the problem of sudden and dangerous acceleration. I totally agree. They have to get there first.
A Facebook group entitled "Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback" actually has more fans than Nickelback. In response, Nickelback wanted to take that group and Burn It To The Ground.
"I Thought They Were Volunteers"
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