Thursday, February 18, 2010

"Too Fat By 2020"

A study of King Tut's body has shown that he probably died due to complications stemming from malaria and a broken leg. Now I'm still not sure how Ken Griffey Jr. didn't die in Cincinnati.

The Cleveland Cavaliers acquired Antawn Jamison from Washington on Wednesday night in exchange for Zydrunas Ilgauskas, a 2010 first round pick, and ten unloaded handguns.

NBC is hoping the Olympics brings back some of the audience they have lost in recent years. As a matter of fact, they will show reruns of the Olympics at 11:35 once they finish.

A plane crashed into an office building housing nearly 200 federal tax employees on Thursday, setting off a raging fire that sent workers fleeing as thick plumes of black smoke poured into the air. It's nice how these people get a little preview of hell before they die.

A southwestern Pennsylvania woman was charged with hitting her adult son with a Louisville Slugger after she allegedly came home drunk. The woman has been charged with assault while the son was charged with a baseball bat.

Bill Clinton says his "lack of sleep" added to his health problems. Of course he didn't sleep. He had so many late night plans it was hard to catch up.

Bill Clinton says his "lack of sleep" added to his health problems. That's because Hillary kept waking him up at 3 A.M. to answer the phone for her.

A study says that happy people are less likely to develop heart problems. The study was conducted once Bill Clinton received his diagnosis.

A study says that happy people are less likely to develop heart problems. This study has made happy people even happier and sad people even sadder.

A study says that eight in ten British men will be "too fat" by 2020. This marks the first time in history that 2020 was worse on BBC than on ABC.

A study says that eight in ten British men will be "too fat" by 2020. And you thought their teeth were unhealthy...

A study says that young Americans are less religious than their parents. Especially since the hit song when parents were young was "Livin' On A Prayer".

That's it for right now! Hopefully they get better tomorrow.

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