Sunday, April 25, 2010

"Talking With Slurred Speech"

Joke of the Day: Rock singer and TV reality star Bret Michaels remained in critical condition, but was conscious and talking with slurred speech. You know, like his on-stage performances.

President Barack Obama made a pilgrimage Sunday to evangelist Billy Graham's mountainside home, and they prayed together. When Obama started praying, Graham said, "Look, I'm an evangelist, not a miracle worker".

A terrorist suspect said that al-Qaida recently ordered a suicide attack in New York City. Ooh! Ooh! Let me name this one: Operation September 11th 2.0.

Police have arrested a Hindu holy man with thousands of followers across India and abroad after video footage emerged last month allegedly showing him frolicking with two women. This is shocking. Holy men have sex with women?

A team of surgeons has carried out the world's first full-face transplant. Unfortunately, it wasn't on Susan Boyle.

A buggy antivirus update from security vendor McAfee caused corporate customers' Windows XP machines to endlessly crash and reboot. McAfee has been sued by millions of people for redundancy.

Security researchers revealed this week that they recently discovered a hacker who is selling the user names and passwords for 1.5 million Facebook accounts. The hacker then realized that people can register and create their own for free.

That's all for now. Lots more tomorrow!

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