Monday, September 13, 2010

"Armed With A Spatula"

Joke of the Day: Police in California killed an enraged man who it turns out was only armed with a spatula. Authorities are still trying to determine what caused this man to flip.

The number of Americans living in poverty is on track for a record increase. In fact, in a few years, the term "poverty" could be the same as "average".

Sunday was Grandparents Day. Of course, not many grandparents were able to remember.

A Wisconsin street musician hit an observer with his guitar. Now he knows how to be an on-stage performer.

Scientists say they may have found a cure for the nation’s ailing bats. They're called "steroids".

A Saudi diplomat told NBC he feels his life is in danger if he goes back home because of his lifestyle. To which Pastor Terry Jones said, "Oh, you think you're in trouble in Saudi Arabia because of your lifestyle?".

Researchers say that as Americans get older, they tend to eat out less. And when they do, they go at around 4:30.

Jamaican runner Bobby-Gaye Wilkins has been banned two years for doping. The Tour de France has offered him a sponsorship deal.

A study says that men are more susceptible to memory problems than women when they get older. To which my dad said, "Men are more susceptible to what? I forget."

That's all I have for today! In my opinion, it was an unbelievable day for jokes! More coming tomorrow!

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