Monday, March 7, 2011

"Gay Mardi Gras"

This is National Procrastination Week. The celebration is five minutes from now, no matter when you read this.

A new government survey says fewer teens and young adults are having pre-marital sex. To that I say, you're welcome.

Activists in San Francisco are trying to pass a law that would make male circumcision illegal there. The law is called "Keep the tip".

A study says that people make better decisions when their bladders are full. Of course, 99% of the time, that decision is to go to the bathroom.

Sydney, Australia is holding their annual Gay Mardi Gras. It's just like regular Mardi Gras, except when women lift their shirts, the men say, "Eww, gross".

Los Angeles has banned smoking even at outdoor dining areas. Now, the only thing in LA going up in smoke is Charlie Sheen's career.

A new microscope can help people see smaller objects than ever. The only thing that can't be seen in the microscope: my chances at getting a girlfriend.

A scientist for NASA has found evidence of alien life. In fact, their home planet is called "Los Angeles".

That's all I have for right now! More later!

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