Tuesday, March 8, 2011

"Praying For Charlie Sheen"

The Chicago Cubs have already committed 14 errors so far this spring training. Actually, it's fifteen errors, if you count the fact that they are even trying.

Charlie Sheen was fired from “Two and a Half Men” by Warner Brothers. Now, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones are going to team up and create a spinoff called "Two Men".

A Romanian woman has become the world’s youngest grandmother at age 23. Why stop there? Add a transvestite hooker and a fat chick and you've got yourself an episode of "Jerry Springer".

Research says as many as a half million American teenagers have eating disorders. That is, if you don't include eating way too much as a disorder.

Gary Busey says he is praying for Charlie Sheen. I think that right there is enough to sober him up.

A California home was lifted by 300 balloons to a height of 10,000 feet. Man, the ways our government forecloses homes are getting really bizarre.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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