Friday, March 4, 2011

"National Grammar Day"

Friday is National Grammar Day. I be celebratin' later tonight.

National Geographic Magazine says the most typical person in the world is a 28-year-old Chinese man. Great, so the typical person in the world sucks at driving.

Northwestern University is investigating a psychology professor who allowed a couple to have sex in front of a class of students. It wasn't a problem until fat people got involved.

BYU center Brandon Davies was suspended for the rest of the season for having sex. If this rule applied to the NBA, it would no longer exist.

Charlie Sheen paid $6,500 back in 1996 to buy all the left field bleacher seats at an Angels game to try to guarantee catching a home run ball. He should go to Wrigley Field and do that. There is guaranteed to hit a home run there every game. Of course, all of them are by the visiting team.

A government survey says there is a segment of the population that are over 40 and still virgins. We know, government. Steve Carell was in a movie about that.

New Jersey governor Chris Christie called Illinois governor Pat Quinn "a disaster". If Quinn is a disaster, then what does that make his predecessor, Rod Blagojevich?

The government has announced that they are cutting government programs that they are cutting redundant porgrams. My personal favorite was the Health Care Department of Health Care.

A report says that the crime rate on Twitter was up 20% last year. Expect that number to increase now that Charlie Sheen has registered.

That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!

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