Wednesday, March 23, 2011

"Personal Use"

A new study says that sex can trigger heart attacks in people who rarely have it. In a related story, I just bought a defibrillator.

Singer Chris Brown trashed his dressing room and broke a window at “Good Morning America” after he was asked about his attack on Rihanna. It looks like Charlie Sheen taught him well.

On Monday night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live”, Charlie Sheen burst on stage and kissed Kimmel on the lips. And who says he's not crazy?

An Office Max survey says that 56% of workers take office supplies home for personal use. I'm just thankful that this wasn't a survey for people working at a sex shop.

A new study says that menthol cigarettes aren't worse than regular cigarettes when it comes to the risk of lung cancer. How about not smoking at all?

A new study says that pimples, low self-esteem, and depression are linked. This is called "being a teenager".

That's all for today! More tomorrow!

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