Friday, March 18, 2011

"Stressed Out"

The Pet Shop Boys have finished their first ballet score. I can't wait for their hit song: Out of the Closet.

Royal Caribbean will offer all-you-can-drink packages on their cruises. This amazing deal has been brought to you by the letter "P".

A study says that preschoolers whose parents are depressed get stressed out more than other kids.
Well, since they are with depressed parents all the time, who could blame them?

A Diversity Commission wants the military to look like the rest of the U.S. So the military is gonna be full of complete fatasses?

Tiger Woods says that being a single dad is “tough”. Yes, because nothing is harder than being a parent with almost a billion dollars.

That's all I have for today! Well, happy Friday (Friday) (Friday)! More tomorrow!

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