Saturday, March 6, 2010

"Bush's Brain"

A study says that life experiences make people more happy than buying things. The study was conducted when researchers listened to the Beatles' "Money Can't Buy Me Love".

Karl Rove says he wasn't "Bush's brain" as many critics have said. That's like critics saying that Karl Rove is "Cheney's heart".

The FBI says that terrorists are using cyber assaults to eat away at data, cash and security. While Americans are eating away at everything else.

A college girlfriend of Tiger Woods says he was a great boyfriend. This was back when banging every chick you can find was okay.

Washington DC will become the first city in the United States to distribute female condoms free, part of a project that will make 500,000 of them available in beauty salons, convenience stores and high schools. Good job Washington. Distribute condoms in the three places where you shouldn't be having sex in the first place.

President Obama has started walking to improve his cholesterol. Unfortunately, McDonald's is within walking distance of the White House.

I know this isn't much, but that's it for today. Definitely more tomorrow!

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