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Hey everyone! I'm Alex, and I'm a stand up comic. I also happen to write topical jokes from time to time. These are where they are archived for your reading pleasure (or displeasure, depending on how you feel about my material). I update this blog periodically with topical jokes that I've written out. Enjoy my nonsense!
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