Saturday, May 15, 2010

"Concerns About Skin Cancer"

Joke of the Day: In their latest efforts to stop the oil leak, BP is trying to build a mile-long tube. This is another step in the right direction in Operation "We're Running Out Of Terrible Ideas".

Despite significant concerns about skin cancer, a majority of Americans nevertheless think that having a tan is an attractive, desirable and healthy look, a new national survey finds. The survey was taken entirely by Jersey Shore fans.

An American rights group is suing the police in Pennsylvania for issuing tickets, which carry a jail sentence, to people for swearing. The rights group is calling this new law "f***ing ridiculous".

Former Olympic sprinter Marion Jones has made the roster for the WNBA's Tulsa Shock. No, the Shock in this case is that Marion Jones still has athletic ability.

California police say the former host of a Food Network show is accused of soliciting homeless people to commit a murder. What's worse, the chef's apparent motive was that he was running low on food.

Talk-show host Regis Philbin will have a blood clot in his calf removed Tuesday, but he anticipates a speedy recovery. Regis, are you sure? Is that your final answer?

That's all for today! More tomorrow!

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