Sunday, June 20, 2010

Alex Schubert in the NYT Laughlines Blog - 37

http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/20/your-jokes-impersonating-a-congressman/

The Joke:
Campbell’s is recalling 15 million pounds of Spaghetti O's with undercooked meatballs. Uh-oh!

Other Great Jokes:
Tony Hayward’s disingenuousness was so complete he was in danger of being charged with impersonating a Congressman. – Will Durst, San Francisco

BP’s chairman said its C.E.O., Tony Hayward, is being relieved of the day-to-day responsibilities of managing the gulf oil spill. Mr. Hayward will instead become England’s new goalkeeper. – Israel Carrasco, Anaheim, Calif.

A study says that only 13 percent of the meals in American homes are prepared by men. And even then they’re usually served by the Burger King, Ronald McDonald or the Colonel. – Jim Barach, Charleston, W. Va.

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