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Hey everyone! I'm Alex, and I'm a stand up comic. I also happen to write topical jokes from time to time. These are where they are archived for your reading pleasure (or displeasure, depending on how you feel about my material). I update this blog periodically with topical jokes that I've written out. Enjoy my nonsense!
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- Alex Schubert in the New York Times
- "Trademark Suspenders"
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- The Top Ten Funniest Jokes Of June
- Alex Schubert in the Laughlines Blog
- "Unsanitary Conditions"
- "Six Decades Of Hostility"
- "A Sign Of Sexual Desire"
- "Dead Last In Health Care"
- "Escaping On A Bulldozer"
- "The Most Important Job"
- "Imported Australian Honeybees"
- Alex Schubert in the NYT Laughlines Blog - 37
- "Six Cups Of Tea"
- "2 Billion Gallons"
- "Awarded To Kansas City"
- "Touchdown Jesus"
- "Deadly Unrest"
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- The WTF Blanket - this is very funny!
- "Contraband French Fries"
- "English Language Obscenities"
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- "Totally Broke"
- "A Temporary Hotel"
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