NUMBER TEN
A dating site called "cupidtino" finds romance between people who have Mac computers. And on their first date, they will both brag about how great their computers are.
NUMBER NINE
The Situation has recorded his own rap song. It's guaranteed to have fewer hits than a tennis racket with no strings.
NUMBER EIGHT
The White House Budget Director will be leaving his job next month. Wait, he's still there?
NUMBER SEVEN
A study says that people get happier with age. Which explains Larry King's "Happiest Person on Earth" award.
NUMBER SIX
Former “American Idol” winner Fantasia Barrino has been awarded her high school diploma. Even her former high school classmates are going, "Who is she again?".
NUMBER FIVE
Tiger Woods played the last 15 holes in 7-under and reverted to his fist-pumping ways as he poured in putts from seemingly everywhere. No news story screams "That's what she said" louder than this one.
NUMBER FOUR
The CEO of British Petroleum says "We will be here for a very long time." Little did most Americans know he was talking about the break room.
NUMBER THREE
Campbell Soup Co. is recalling 15 million pounds of Spaghetti O's with meatballs after a cooker malfunctioned at one of the company's plants in Texas and left the meat undercooked. Uh oh!
NUMBER TWO
British Petroleum says it will start burning captured oil at sea. Their oil will be exactly like their reputation - up in smoke.
AND FINALLY, THE UNDISPUTED BEST JOKE FROM THE MONTH OF JUNE
June 3rd was National Repeat Day. In other news, June 3rd was National Repeat Day.
"I Thought They Were Volunteers"
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