Monday, June 14, 2010

"Locks For Honda"

Joke of the Day: British Petroleum executives gave a pep talk to cleanup workers in Louisiana. You know you are bad cleaners when even BP gives you a pep talk about cleaning up.

Workers at a factory in China that makes locks for Honda cars are on strike. They will either be punished by a pay cut or a time-out.

A California couple was married at a Home Depot where they work. They also had the wedding reception at a local Waffle House.

The weight loss industry in China is a growing business. This is the first time that "Weight loss" and "Growing" have been used in the same sentence.

A study says that extroverted men and neurotic, anxious, needy, depressed women make more babies. That ought to be a happy couple.

An 87-year-old San Antonio man is attempting to break his age group record in the pole vault. However, I'm not even sure that 1 foot and 2 inches is much of a challenge.

Police are searching for a burglar who stole a box of cookies from a north Florida discount store. The burglar is expected to be between the ages of 4 and 7.

That's all for today! More upcoming tomorrow!

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