Joke of the Day: British Petroleum says it will start burning captured oil at sea. Their oil will be exactly like their reputation - up in smoke.
The San Diego Padres turned a triple play against the New York Mets on Thursday. Even the Mets bullpen said, "Come on, you can do better than that".
Mr. T, the star of television's original “A-Team” series, says the new “A-Team” movie is too graphic for him. That's like Kirstie Alley saying you eat too many fattening foods.
The Brazilian referee and his assistants who will work the England-United States match at the World Cup have been studying English language obscenities the players might use. He has prepared by watching Joe Biden give a speech.
Devo is returning with an album with songs approved in advance by their fans. All three of them.
Justin Bieber says he sometimes gets nervous around the ladies. Apparently he's nervous that he'll catch cooties.
Census estimates say that minorities will be the majority in the U.S. by mid-century. This means that minorities won't be minorities anymore.
The Taliban reportedly hanged a seven year old boy for spying. This just adds to the stereotype of seven year olds as tattle-tales.
That's all for today! More coming tomorrow!
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