New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg wants big cities to start using electric taxis. How about cleaner taxis?
Medical researchers have figured out a way to turn a person’s skin into blood. It's called a mosquito.
LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant stars in a new TV ad for the video game “Call Of Duty”. You know what the difference is between Kobe and COD players? Kobe has actually had a girlfriend.
A study says good conversation boosts a person’s brain power. You know what this means? Guests on the Maury Povich show are mentally retarded.
Fox has ordered a new show where contestants are given $1 Million and have it slowly taken away. The title of the show: American Stock Market.
Pennsylvania may outlaw cakes, cookies and candy at school birthday parties. And who says Pennsylvania is doing nothing about the educational system?
Filmgoers have been reportedly fainting during the self-amputation scene in the movie “127 Hours”. You know what Jeffrey Dahmer calls this scene? A huge turn-on.
Charlie Sheen brushed aside questions from his latest meltdown, saying “Can’t a guy have one bad night?”. Everyone in America has had the same response: "Just one?".
President Bush says the financial crisis “blindsided” him. I don't think he knows what "blindsided" is. Bush said it "blindsided" him like that Ravens football player.
Doctors say they are close to making STD tests available through cell phones. This sounds a little confusing. I mean, I can barely fit my cell phone charger in the slot.
A study says that working for food makes it taste better. This means that 10% of Americans hate their food.
That's all for today! More tomorrow!
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Thursday, May 27, 2010
"Bob Dylan's Lyrics"
Joke of the Day: A college professor in New York is teaching Bob Dylan's lyrics as literature. That's like recommending Kirstie Alley's diet in health class.
A study says that video gamers can control their dreams. Like they wish they could be that soldier in Call of Duty.
British Petroleum admits that their decision to proceed with a flawed oil rig was a “fundamental mistake”. You know, like all their other methods of stopping the oil spill.
Researchers say that playing in the dirt can make people smarter because of bacteria in the environment. Hopefully it will make them smart enough to take a bath once their done.
President Bush’s new book will begin with his decision to quit drinking. Why didn't he quit drinking when he got into the White House?
Country singer Willie Nelson cut off all his hair. This is a terrible idea. Where can he hide all his drugs?
A “carpet of frogs” shut down a major highway in Greece for two hours. And no, Andy Dick has not taken a European vacation.
Recently fired Cleveland Cavaliers coach Mike Brown thanked the team for letting him coach there the last 5 years. Strangely enough, LeBron James said the exact same thing.
That's all for today! More tomorrow!
A study says that video gamers can control their dreams. Like they wish they could be that soldier in Call of Duty.
British Petroleum admits that their decision to proceed with a flawed oil rig was a “fundamental mistake”. You know, like all their other methods of stopping the oil spill.
Researchers say that playing in the dirt can make people smarter because of bacteria in the environment. Hopefully it will make them smart enough to take a bath once their done.
President Bush’s new book will begin with his decision to quit drinking. Why didn't he quit drinking when he got into the White House?
Country singer Willie Nelson cut off all his hair. This is a terrible idea. Where can he hide all his drugs?
A “carpet of frogs” shut down a major highway in Greece for two hours. And no, Andy Dick has not taken a European vacation.
Recently fired Cleveland Cavaliers coach Mike Brown thanked the team for letting him coach there the last 5 years. Strangely enough, LeBron James said the exact same thing.
That's all for today! More tomorrow!
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