Joke of the Day: The Social Security Administration says that Isabella is now the most popular name for girls, with Jacob still the top pick for boys. The least popular names: Jon and Kate.
Jessica Simpson says she is convinced she “can find love anywhere”. I'm sure there are a lot of guys that would love to prove that.
Yahoo says 48% of iPad users also own an iPhone. The other 52% of people are called "not spoiled rotten".
French environmentalists have developed a car that gets 11,000 miles per gallon. They are calling it "a bicycle".
A British mannequin manufacturer is being criticized for making their dummies too thin. Who knew Americans went clothes shopping in Britain?
A survey says that Americans over the age of 45 are having less sex. Thank God. At least this gets that creepy image out of my mind.
“Girls Gone Wild” is going to become a reality show on the HDNet network. This sounds like it would have fit better on MTV.
A poll says that Americans are no less worried about health care costs even after the passing of Health Care Reform. This poll was taken entirely by Republicans.
A study says that the best way to keep weight off is to lose it fast. Duh.
Congress wants to investigate the stock market plunge of 1,000 points in just minutes. The crash drove stock values almost as low as Obama's approval rating.
That's all for now! More tomorrow!
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Saturday, May 8, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
"Toyota Express"
Joke of the Day: Jon Gosselin reportedly was offered a spot on the next season of “Dancing With the Stars". The offer was rebuked when ABC discovered that Jon Gosselin wasn't actually a star.
This is National Pet Week. Or, as Michael Vick calls it, "My Week Off".
Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa wants to boycott Arizona for creating its offensive new immigration law. Believe me, I can't think of anyone better to boycott the immigration law than a guy named Antonio.
Cell phone sales have gone up 22% as the economy recovers. Apparently the auto industry is whipping itself back into shape as well.
One third of pet owning women say their pet is a better listener than their husband. The other two thirds of pet owning women own pets that are deaf.
Researchers say the iPad can cause insomnia. That's because iPad users are using their devices all night.
A study says that high speeds and sudden turns on roller coasters can cause hearing damage. The study was conducted at that unbelievably intense ride, "Toyota Express".
Former NFL running back Corey Dillon has been arrested on suspicion of assaulting his wife during an argument at their Southern California home. Dillon was then offered a contract by the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Two of the oldest people in the world have died on the same day. The funerals will feature eulogies from their old babysitter, Larry King.
That's all for today! I have more coming tomorrow!
This is National Pet Week. Or, as Michael Vick calls it, "My Week Off".
Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa wants to boycott Arizona for creating its offensive new immigration law. Believe me, I can't think of anyone better to boycott the immigration law than a guy named Antonio.
Cell phone sales have gone up 22% as the economy recovers. Apparently the auto industry is whipping itself back into shape as well.
One third of pet owning women say their pet is a better listener than their husband. The other two thirds of pet owning women own pets that are deaf.
Researchers say the iPad can cause insomnia. That's because iPad users are using their devices all night.
A study says that high speeds and sudden turns on roller coasters can cause hearing damage. The study was conducted at that unbelievably intense ride, "Toyota Express".
Former NFL running back Corey Dillon has been arrested on suspicion of assaulting his wife during an argument at their Southern California home. Dillon was then offered a contract by the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Two of the oldest people in the world have died on the same day. The funerals will feature eulogies from their old babysitter, Larry King.
That's all for today! I have more coming tomorrow!
Friday, April 9, 2010
"iText and iDrive"
Joke of the Day: Intel is showcasing some new software that reportedly can read minds with brain scans. This machine, however, crashes when in the presence of George Bush.
A new survey found that 20% of people from 22 countries believe space aliens are amongst us and disguised as humans. The other 80% of people have never seen Jersey Shore.
Soon, Apple’s iPhone will be able to run more than one application at the same time, something iPhone users have long wanted. Two apps that will be commonly used at the same time: iText and iDrive.
The Sugar Association says sugar is being unfairly blamed for the obesity problem in the US. This just proves how fat we really are. There is an association for sugar.
Animal researchers in Italy say they have discovered living beings that can exist without oxygen. The basis to their research was determined to be a 3rd grade science textbook.
A 74 year old woman died on a Continental Airlines flight from Peru to Newark. She killed herself when the pilots said that they couldn't turn the plane around.
A proposed bill in California would declare an annual day to honor Ronald Reagan. One lucky citizen will get the honor of tearing down the ceremonial Berlin Wall.
President Obama’s health care spokeswoman Linda Douglass is leaving the White House. Apparently she is tired of Republicans giving her death threats.
Workers at the Carlsberg Brewery in Denmark are on strike after the company banned drinking during work except at lunch. Does this mean the beer testers were laid off or given a permanent lunch break?
A study says a recovery in the tech industry is under way. Apparently the iPad did more damage than I thought.
More states are reportedly looking at the idea of paying teachers based on students’ performance in the classroom. Here's my question: What kind of performance are they talking about?
Airlines had fewer on time flights in February. On the other hand, there was an unusual rise in flights arriving at 5:00.
FINALLY FROM MY WRITER FRIEND JIM BARACH
A book called “The Make Brain” sheds light on how men think. Their are two words to describe how men think. “Tiger Woods”.
A new survey found that 20% of people from 22 countries believe space aliens are amongst us and disguised as humans. The other 80% of people have never seen Jersey Shore.
Soon, Apple’s iPhone will be able to run more than one application at the same time, something iPhone users have long wanted. Two apps that will be commonly used at the same time: iText and iDrive.
The Sugar Association says sugar is being unfairly blamed for the obesity problem in the US. This just proves how fat we really are. There is an association for sugar.
Animal researchers in Italy say they have discovered living beings that can exist without oxygen. The basis to their research was determined to be a 3rd grade science textbook.
A 74 year old woman died on a Continental Airlines flight from Peru to Newark. She killed herself when the pilots said that they couldn't turn the plane around.
A proposed bill in California would declare an annual day to honor Ronald Reagan. One lucky citizen will get the honor of tearing down the ceremonial Berlin Wall.
President Obama’s health care spokeswoman Linda Douglass is leaving the White House. Apparently she is tired of Republicans giving her death threats.
Workers at the Carlsberg Brewery in Denmark are on strike after the company banned drinking during work except at lunch. Does this mean the beer testers were laid off or given a permanent lunch break?
A study says a recovery in the tech industry is under way. Apparently the iPad did more damage than I thought.
More states are reportedly looking at the idea of paying teachers based on students’ performance in the classroom. Here's my question: What kind of performance are they talking about?
Airlines had fewer on time flights in February. On the other hand, there was an unusual rise in flights arriving at 5:00.
FINALLY FROM MY WRITER FRIEND JIM BARACH
A book called “The Make Brain” sheds light on how men think. Their are two words to describe how men think. “Tiger Woods”.
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