Donald Trump says he is serious about a run for President in 2012. Hey, Sarah Palin may have a shot now.
A California home was found to have 110 cats living with the owners in a 900 square foot space. Middle-aged single women everywhere are thinking, "That's it?".
GM financial chief Chris Liddell has resigned after about a year on the job. The financial chief for GM was about as successful last year as the gas pedal inspector for Toyota.
The FAA says that emergency oxygen will no longer be available in airplane restrooms. It's alright; most people hold their breath in airplane restrooms anyway.
A study identifies the top ten habits that will kill a relationship. Number one: telling people you used to be on Two and a Half Men.
A Chicago marathon runner is training for a race later this month by eating all his meals at McDonald’s. He already has a spot on his mantle for his last place trophy.
Women who drink a daily dose of coffee have a lower risk of stroke. I guess Grandma is healthier than you thought.
Coffee prices are soaring as the climate in South America is warming and hurting crops. You know what Starbucks calls soaring coffee prices? Business as usual.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
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Friday, March 11, 2011
Thursday, December 9, 2010
"Gay HIV Transmission"
KFC plans to double its presence in Africa, expanding up to 1200 locations. Meanwhile, in America, KFC has doubled the presence of most Americans.
Former “Baywatch” star and Playboy Playmate Donna D’Errico claims a male TSA agent singled her out for a full body scan at LAX. I wonder what would give that man the idea to do that.
Scientists in Kenya found a rare and very odd-looking fly, called the “terrible hairy fly”. Doesn't that sound like what a five-year old would call it?
A German man is under arrest after police found a 6-foot-tall marijuana plant disguised as a Christmas tree. One thing's for sure: those cookies weren't making it to Santa.
Iowa’s Derrell Johnson-Koulianos was suspended from the team due to charges he maintained a drug house. Isn't that called a college dorm room?
Texas defensive end Sam Acho won the award for college’s top scholar athlete. He absolutely deserves to win. At one point, his GPA was above 2.0.
New York Jets coach Rex Ryan buried the game ball after an embarrassing loss to the Patriots. After a game like that, who in their right mind would give the game ball to the Jets?
Singer Aretha Franklin reportedly has cancer. Did she not read the health warning on her hats?
Cats reportedly help kids avoid skin disease. Unless they are allergic.
A new study says that circumcision may not cure gay HIV transmission. Thanks for the tip!
A poll says that nearly half of Americans think China has the world’s strongest economy. The other half don't shop at Walmart.
A report says that one in four people released from Guantanamo Bay prison return to terrorist activities. I'm glad these people are learning their lesson.
A poll says that tax cuts for the wealthy are only supported by one third of voters. These voters are called "the wealthy".
Snooki from “Jersey Shore” will be inside the ball that will be dropped at Times Square on New Year’s Eve. Hopefully they leave her in there forever.
That's all I have for right now! More later!
Former “Baywatch” star and Playboy Playmate Donna D’Errico claims a male TSA agent singled her out for a full body scan at LAX. I wonder what would give that man the idea to do that.
Scientists in Kenya found a rare and very odd-looking fly, called the “terrible hairy fly”. Doesn't that sound like what a five-year old would call it?
A German man is under arrest after police found a 6-foot-tall marijuana plant disguised as a Christmas tree. One thing's for sure: those cookies weren't making it to Santa.
Iowa’s Derrell Johnson-Koulianos was suspended from the team due to charges he maintained a drug house. Isn't that called a college dorm room?
Texas defensive end Sam Acho won the award for college’s top scholar athlete. He absolutely deserves to win. At one point, his GPA was above 2.0.
New York Jets coach Rex Ryan buried the game ball after an embarrassing loss to the Patriots. After a game like that, who in their right mind would give the game ball to the Jets?
Singer Aretha Franklin reportedly has cancer. Did she not read the health warning on her hats?
Cats reportedly help kids avoid skin disease. Unless they are allergic.
A new study says that circumcision may not cure gay HIV transmission. Thanks for the tip!
A poll says that nearly half of Americans think China has the world’s strongest economy. The other half don't shop at Walmart.
A report says that one in four people released from Guantanamo Bay prison return to terrorist activities. I'm glad these people are learning their lesson.
A poll says that tax cuts for the wealthy are only supported by one third of voters. These voters are called "the wealthy".
Snooki from “Jersey Shore” will be inside the ball that will be dropped at Times Square on New Year’s Eve. Hopefully they leave her in there forever.
That's all I have for right now! More later!
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