Former Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis is going to run for the New Jersey state senate. I think he's going to win, because we all know how good Carl Lewis is at running.
There are reports of a 103 year old judge in Kansas that is still hearing cases. Barely hearing them.
The Philippines' most popular TV game show was pulled off the air because the host let a crying 6-year-old boy mimic a striptease dancer. Even worse, the host of the show was Chris Hanson of Dateline NBC.
Actress Reese Witherspoon says that she misses her privacy. This quote was gathered and verified by 42 secret audio tapes hidden inside her house.
Rutgers University now wants singer Bruce Springsteen to give a speech at their college. First Snooki, and now Bruce Springsteen. Who's next? Charlie Sheen?
The escaped New York cobra has been named "Mia", which stands for "missing in action". Or how about "Pia", because it disappeared when people didn't want it to.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
Showing posts with label Pedophiles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pedophiles. Show all posts
Monday, April 11, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
"Tasteless Jokes"
AFLAC fired the voice of their TV duck, comedian Gilbert Gottfried, for making tasteless jokes about Japan on Twitter. You didn't hear about it? Ask about it at work.
Hospitals are starting to offer ERs for the elderly. Aren't those called "nursing homes"?
Europeans on average pay about double what Americans pay for gasoline. Of course, their spending evens out because they pay nothing for personal hygiene products.
A study says that a stressful job can be worse than no job at all. Now I know why Charlie Sheen wanted to leave "Two and a Half Men".
An Australian teen had to cancel her sixteenth birthday party after more than 200,000 people said that they would show up. Dozens of the guests are not middle-aged perverts.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
Hospitals are starting to offer ERs for the elderly. Aren't those called "nursing homes"?
Europeans on average pay about double what Americans pay for gasoline. Of course, their spending evens out because they pay nothing for personal hygiene products.
A study says that a stressful job can be worse than no job at all. Now I know why Charlie Sheen wanted to leave "Two and a Half Men".
An Australian teen had to cancel her sixteenth birthday party after more than 200,000 people said that they would show up. Dozens of the guests are not middle-aged perverts.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
Monday, March 14, 2011
"Too White"
An independent report for Congress says the U.S. military is too white and too male in the top positions. I didn't know the U.S. military could be compared to a high school chess team.
Justin Bieber is reportedly trying to grow a mustache. I thought only guys had the ability to do that.
An iPhone app takes a picture every 30 seconds and gives a review of what the person carrying the phone has done all day. Isn't that what Twitter is for?
A woman jumped to her death at a library in Salt Lake City. I thought that when someone died at a library, they died of boredom.
Many U.S. millionaires are saying that having $7 million is not enough to be rich. How retarded would you sound if you said, "I'm not rich, I only have $7 million to my name".
A study says that 40% of depressed dads have spanked their one-year-old sons. Spanking a one-year-old boy is common for depressed dads and pedophiles.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
Justin Bieber is reportedly trying to grow a mustache. I thought only guys had the ability to do that.
An iPhone app takes a picture every 30 seconds and gives a review of what the person carrying the phone has done all day. Isn't that what Twitter is for?
A woman jumped to her death at a library in Salt Lake City. I thought that when someone died at a library, they died of boredom.
Many U.S. millionaires are saying that having $7 million is not enough to be rich. How retarded would you sound if you said, "I'm not rich, I only have $7 million to my name".
A study says that 40% of depressed dads have spanked their one-year-old sons. Spanking a one-year-old boy is common for depressed dads and pedophiles.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
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