"Explicit Lyrics"

Joke of the Day: Police said four customers in a vehicle at a Wendy's drive-thru lane midday Saturday claimed their order was incorrect, so they hurled drinks, hamburgers and fries at an employee inside. The customers have been charged with a salt.

A strike by Spirit Airlines pilots shut down the discount carrier on Saturday, stranding thousands of travelers. Or, as Spirit Airlines calls it, "Any other day".

The fast food-chain Wendy's has pulled a disco CD included in kids' meals because of explicit lyrics in one of the songs. Apparently you could buy one of these off of the 50 Cent menu.

I know, yes, only three jokes. However, I believe they are all of good quality. Lots more tomorrow!