Joke of the Day: Police in California killed an enraged man who it turns out was only armed with a spatula. Authorities are still trying to determine what caused this man to flip.
The number of Americans living in poverty is on track for a record increase. In fact, in a few years, the term "poverty" could be the same as "average".
Sunday was Grandparents Day. Of course, not many grandparents were able to remember.
A Wisconsin street musician hit an observer with his guitar. Now he knows how to be an on-stage performer.
Scientists say they may have found a cure for the nation’s ailing bats. They're called "steroids".
A Saudi diplomat told NBC he feels his life is in danger if he goes back home because of his lifestyle. To which Pastor Terry Jones said, "Oh, you think you're in trouble in Saudi Arabia because of your lifestyle?".
Researchers say that as Americans get older, they tend to eat out less. And when they do, they go at around 4:30.
Jamaican runner Bobby-Gaye Wilkins has been banned two years for doping. The Tour de France has offered him a sponsorship deal.
A study says that men are more susceptible to memory problems than women when they get older. To which my dad said, "Men are more susceptible to what? I forget."
That's all I have for today! In my opinion, it was an unbelievable day for jokes! More coming tomorrow!
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Monday, April 19, 2010
"In Place Of Shoe Boxes"
Joke of the Day: An 86 year old pilot with bad eyesight has been blamed for a fatal crash in Ohio in 2008. I blame the people who hired him.
It's being reported that al-Qaida is in financial ruin. So not only is the US fighting al-Qaida, but we are influencing them as well.
Bill Clinton says President Obama should look beyond judges for the upcoming Supreme Court nomination. Because when I think of people who should be Supreme Court Judges, I look for people who are not judges.
Alex Rodriguez now has more home runs than Mark McGwire, with 584. He is now in 3rd place, behind Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds, on baseball's prestigious steroid users list.
Cuban cigar legend Alejandro Robaina has died at 91. He plans to be cremated with a lighter and his ashes will go in a large cigar carton.
Athletic shoe maker Puma will use reusable bags in place of shoe boxes. I guess Puma is tired of helping elementary school students with art projects.
A study says jealousy can make you blind, or at least affect the way you see things. In a sense, this means that people become less jealous overtime.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says the league will be “thorough” with its probe of Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. I'm sure that the last thing Roethlisberger needs right now is a probing.
TV talk show host Conan O’Brien celebrated his 47th birthday on Sunday. NBC plans to give him a birthday present. A free haircut.
This is National Coin Week. The US Economy says that they are unable to celebrate.
Members of the Los Angeles Police Department stood between white supremacists and counter-demonstrators at LA City Hall, Sunday. You know things in LA are crazy when even the LAPD is stopping white supremacists from fighting.
A New Jersey man is being held in police custody for intentionally vomiting on a Philadelphia Phillies fan and his daughter. Or, as the suspect calls it, "The New Jersey Experience".
An Ohio woman who became the youngest person to row across the Atlantic says she got through the journey thanks to iPods, chocolate bars and audio books. On the other hand, I'm sure these are three things that would prevent people from going in the first place.
I hope the quality of these jokes were good. More to come tomorrow and thanks for reading!
It's being reported that al-Qaida is in financial ruin. So not only is the US fighting al-Qaida, but we are influencing them as well.
Bill Clinton says President Obama should look beyond judges for the upcoming Supreme Court nomination. Because when I think of people who should be Supreme Court Judges, I look for people who are not judges.
Alex Rodriguez now has more home runs than Mark McGwire, with 584. He is now in 3rd place, behind Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds, on baseball's prestigious steroid users list.
Cuban cigar legend Alejandro Robaina has died at 91. He plans to be cremated with a lighter and his ashes will go in a large cigar carton.
Athletic shoe maker Puma will use reusable bags in place of shoe boxes. I guess Puma is tired of helping elementary school students with art projects.
A study says jealousy can make you blind, or at least affect the way you see things. In a sense, this means that people become less jealous overtime.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says the league will be “thorough” with its probe of Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. I'm sure that the last thing Roethlisberger needs right now is a probing.
TV talk show host Conan O’Brien celebrated his 47th birthday on Sunday. NBC plans to give him a birthday present. A free haircut.
This is National Coin Week. The US Economy says that they are unable to celebrate.
Members of the Los Angeles Police Department stood between white supremacists and counter-demonstrators at LA City Hall, Sunday. You know things in LA are crazy when even the LAPD is stopping white supremacists from fighting.
A New Jersey man is being held in police custody for intentionally vomiting on a Philadelphia Phillies fan and his daughter. Or, as the suspect calls it, "The New Jersey Experience".
An Ohio woman who became the youngest person to row across the Atlantic says she got through the journey thanks to iPods, chocolate bars and audio books. On the other hand, I'm sure these are three things that would prevent people from going in the first place.
I hope the quality of these jokes were good. More to come tomorrow and thanks for reading!
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