Andy Rooney has died at age 92 from complications following surgery. I'm shocked. He had his whole life ahead of him.
John Boehner says his relationship with President Obama has become "a little frosty." Obama is a Democrat, and Boehner is a Republican. What would you expect?
Shocking news out of NYC this weekend: a Kenyan won a marathon.
An arrest warrant has been issued for former NFL receiver Terrell Owens. It's nice to know somebody wants him.
A 5.6 magnitude earthquake hit Oklahoma. In fact, the only shakier thing in that state was the Oklahoma State defense last Saturday.
A study says that a supersized soft drink can actually be a status symbol for people. Unfortunately, that symbol is called "fat".
Reese Witherspoon is giving up her $3,280 python handbag. I haven't seen a bag worth that much money since, I guess, Reese Witherspoon.
A study says that most Americans have only two friends. Thanks a lot, technology.
Some Oregon kids who were robbed of their Halloween candy received several pounds of candy donations over Craigslist. Talk about encouraging obesity.
Anonymous hackers have pledged to destroy Facebook. Anything but my farm! Anything!
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
Showing posts with label Oklahoma. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Oklahoma. Show all posts
Monday, November 7, 2011
Thursday, October 14, 2010
"Taking Tests"
Scientists say a humpback whale traveled more than 6,000 miles, from Brazil to the Indian Ocean, searching for a mate. Unfortunately for the whale, it was a creepy old fat guy who turned out to be a predator.
Oklahoma was rattled by a 5.1 earthquake. In fact, almost everything was destroyed in the middle of nowhere.
A music band blocked the 101 freeway in Los Angeles and performed on top of their truck as part of a publicity stunt. The song they performed: On The Road Again.
New York’s anti-gay Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino once collected rent from two gay clubs located in buildings he owned in downtown Buffalo. Note to self: if a Republican takes a stance against gays, he's gay.
Health officials estimate that 1 in 22 black Americans will be diagnosed with the AIDS virus in their lifetime. These are people I call "guests on the Maury Povich show".
According to a new study, taking tests is better for kids' brains than simply studying. This study was not conducted by schoolkids.
Justin Bieber is reportedly making fun of Tom Brady's hair. To which Brady responded, "Grow a pair and then we'll talk".
That's all I have for today! I wish I could have more, but I don't. More coming tomorrow!
Oklahoma was rattled by a 5.1 earthquake. In fact, almost everything was destroyed in the middle of nowhere.
A music band blocked the 101 freeway in Los Angeles and performed on top of their truck as part of a publicity stunt. The song they performed: On The Road Again.
New York’s anti-gay Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino once collected rent from two gay clubs located in buildings he owned in downtown Buffalo. Note to self: if a Republican takes a stance against gays, he's gay.
Health officials estimate that 1 in 22 black Americans will be diagnosed with the AIDS virus in their lifetime. These are people I call "guests on the Maury Povich show".
According to a new study, taking tests is better for kids' brains than simply studying. This study was not conducted by schoolkids.
Justin Bieber is reportedly making fun of Tom Brady's hair. To which Brady responded, "Grow a pair and then we'll talk".
That's all I have for today! I wish I could have more, but I don't. More coming tomorrow!
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