A researcher says that right handed people are less likely to like less familiar types of music like bluegrass and reggae. I completely disagree. Now if you'll excuse me, I just bought this Three Days Grace album, and I'm dying to listen to it.
Bradley Cooper has been chosen as People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. I was second to last, right next to Michael Moore's belly button.
A congressional committee says the TSA is bloated, needs to slash its workforce and make public its performance results. You know, like Penn State should be.
Italy’s new Prime Minister Mario Monti has formed a government with no politicians. And considering Italy's last prime minister, hopefully no underage interns.
EU officials are being criticized for banning the claim that water prevents dehydration. Isn't that what the Gatorade commercials do?
A Florida man was arrested after giving a woman a butt injection with “Fix-A-Flat”. A butt injection; is THAT what they're calling it nowadays?
A Los Angeles psychologist is still working, even though she is 102. I'm just thankful she isn't a gynecologist.
Scientists say North Pole dinosaurs led tough lives and had trouble reaching their 20th birthdays. Nowadays, people who lead tough lives and have trouble reaching their 20th birthdays are known as "gay teens".
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
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Monday, November 21, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
"Shorter Relationships"
Malaysia is sending effeminate boys to military boot camp. I hope you're ready, Bieber.
A report says the most stressful career is that of a pilot. Because nothing is more stressful than being allowed to drink on the job.
A survey says that frequent Twitter users have shorter relationships. And really frequent Twitter users don't have relationships at all.
A study says that music may delay the onset of dementia. That is, unless you absolutely suck on "Don't Forget The Lyrics".
A study says that people eat more after seeing overweight people. The study was conducted wherever I was.
There are rumors surfacing that the Chicago Cubs may have thrown the 1918 World Series against the Boston Red Sox. It's not that they threw the World Series. They are just that bad.
That;s all I have for today! More tomorrow!
A report says the most stressful career is that of a pilot. Because nothing is more stressful than being allowed to drink on the job.
A survey says that frequent Twitter users have shorter relationships. And really frequent Twitter users don't have relationships at all.
A study says that music may delay the onset of dementia. That is, unless you absolutely suck on "Don't Forget The Lyrics".
A study says that people eat more after seeing overweight people. The study was conducted wherever I was.
There are rumors surfacing that the Chicago Cubs may have thrown the 1918 World Series against the Boston Red Sox. It's not that they threw the World Series. They are just that bad.
That;s all I have for today! More tomorrow!
Thursday, October 14, 2010
"Taking Tests"
Scientists say a humpback whale traveled more than 6,000 miles, from Brazil to the Indian Ocean, searching for a mate. Unfortunately for the whale, it was a creepy old fat guy who turned out to be a predator.
Oklahoma was rattled by a 5.1 earthquake. In fact, almost everything was destroyed in the middle of nowhere.
A music band blocked the 101 freeway in Los Angeles and performed on top of their truck as part of a publicity stunt. The song they performed: On The Road Again.
New York’s anti-gay Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino once collected rent from two gay clubs located in buildings he owned in downtown Buffalo. Note to self: if a Republican takes a stance against gays, he's gay.
Health officials estimate that 1 in 22 black Americans will be diagnosed with the AIDS virus in their lifetime. These are people I call "guests on the Maury Povich show".
According to a new study, taking tests is better for kids' brains than simply studying. This study was not conducted by schoolkids.
Justin Bieber is reportedly making fun of Tom Brady's hair. To which Brady responded, "Grow a pair and then we'll talk".
That's all I have for today! I wish I could have more, but I don't. More coming tomorrow!
Oklahoma was rattled by a 5.1 earthquake. In fact, almost everything was destroyed in the middle of nowhere.
A music band blocked the 101 freeway in Los Angeles and performed on top of their truck as part of a publicity stunt. The song they performed: On The Road Again.
New York’s anti-gay Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino once collected rent from two gay clubs located in buildings he owned in downtown Buffalo. Note to self: if a Republican takes a stance against gays, he's gay.
Health officials estimate that 1 in 22 black Americans will be diagnosed with the AIDS virus in their lifetime. These are people I call "guests on the Maury Povich show".
According to a new study, taking tests is better for kids' brains than simply studying. This study was not conducted by schoolkids.
Justin Bieber is reportedly making fun of Tom Brady's hair. To which Brady responded, "Grow a pair and then we'll talk".
That's all I have for today! I wish I could have more, but I don't. More coming tomorrow!
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