Donald Trump doesn’t think President Obama was qualified to attend an Ivy League school. And Yale graduate George W. Bush was?
The title of Levi Johnston’s new memoir is “Deer in the Headlights”. He chose this title because "Despicable Me" was already taken.
Michael Vick has condemned a new cell phone app featuring fighting dogs. I guess "condemned" is a new word for "sponsored".
Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey, who left his wife and office after having a gay affair has been denied a request to join the Episcopal priesthood. I mean, this guy had a gay affair, and now, he wanted to become a priest. What could possibly go wrong?
A poll says that Baby Boomers say work gets better as they get older, and that age is seen as an asset. Case and point: Hugh Hefner.
A father of three from Minnesota has been chosen as the new voice of the Aflac Duck. His says his name is Schmilbert Schmottfried.
Paul Reiser slammed his treatment by NBC on the “Tonight Show”. Imagine if Conan O' Brien was sitting right next to him.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
Showing posts with label Gilbert Gottfried. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gilbert Gottfried. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
"Lost An Eye"
A UK hospital is treating a three year old for alcoholism. Hey Bieber, quit the partying.
A renovated train station in Delaware is being named after Vice President Joe Biden. Because if I want to go to any train station, it's the one named after a train wreck.
The U.S. has passed France as the biggest wine consuming nation. When he heard about this, Charlie Sheen said, "You're welcome".
Joan Rivers and Howard Stern are coming to the defense of Gilbert Gottfried, who was fired as spokesman for Aflac after sending inappropriate messages on Twitter. Because when you need to count on two people that know what to say and when, those people are Joan Rivers and Howard Stern.
Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco is going to try out for an MLS soccer team. He shouldn't be a goalie, mainly because balls that comes near him goes right through his hands.
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who is 74 years old, said that he is too old to have had all the sexual encounters he is accused of having by Italian prosecutors. In response, 84-year old Hugh Hefner said, "Ok, what's your next excuse?".
Atlanta Braves minor league manager Luis Salazar has lost an eye after he was struck in the face by a line drive. Considering the bandages he might need, wouldn't he be a good coach for the Pirates?
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
A renovated train station in Delaware is being named after Vice President Joe Biden. Because if I want to go to any train station, it's the one named after a train wreck.
The U.S. has passed France as the biggest wine consuming nation. When he heard about this, Charlie Sheen said, "You're welcome".
Joan Rivers and Howard Stern are coming to the defense of Gilbert Gottfried, who was fired as spokesman for Aflac after sending inappropriate messages on Twitter. Because when you need to count on two people that know what to say and when, those people are Joan Rivers and Howard Stern.
Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco is going to try out for an MLS soccer team. He shouldn't be a goalie, mainly because balls that comes near him goes right through his hands.
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who is 74 years old, said that he is too old to have had all the sexual encounters he is accused of having by Italian prosecutors. In response, 84-year old Hugh Hefner said, "Ok, what's your next excuse?".
Atlanta Braves minor league manager Luis Salazar has lost an eye after he was struck in the face by a line drive. Considering the bandages he might need, wouldn't he be a good coach for the Pirates?
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
"Tasteless Jokes"
AFLAC fired the voice of their TV duck, comedian Gilbert Gottfried, for making tasteless jokes about Japan on Twitter. You didn't hear about it? Ask about it at work.
Hospitals are starting to offer ERs for the elderly. Aren't those called "nursing homes"?
Europeans on average pay about double what Americans pay for gasoline. Of course, their spending evens out because they pay nothing for personal hygiene products.
A study says that a stressful job can be worse than no job at all. Now I know why Charlie Sheen wanted to leave "Two and a Half Men".
An Australian teen had to cancel her sixteenth birthday party after more than 200,000 people said that they would show up. Dozens of the guests are not middle-aged perverts.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
Hospitals are starting to offer ERs for the elderly. Aren't those called "nursing homes"?
Europeans on average pay about double what Americans pay for gasoline. Of course, their spending evens out because they pay nothing for personal hygiene products.
A study says that a stressful job can be worse than no job at all. Now I know why Charlie Sheen wanted to leave "Two and a Half Men".
An Australian teen had to cancel her sixteenth birthday party after more than 200,000 people said that they would show up. Dozens of the guests are not middle-aged perverts.
That's all I have for today! More tomorrow!
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